- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

all these jokes are horrible now

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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