- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Poker face

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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