- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

rent a cops

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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