- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

all these jokes are horrible now

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Poop

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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