- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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