SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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