- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Nero, sure you are okay?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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