- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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