- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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