how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Justin with a hat.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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David Cameron

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