Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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