- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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