Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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