What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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