Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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no rasist joks

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Anti Joke

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