- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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