- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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