Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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