- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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