- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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