your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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