Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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