- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

I'm Batman.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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