- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

There once was this guy and he fell down

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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