- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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