- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the snake say to the rat?

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