- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

There once was this guy and he fell down

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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