- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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