- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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