A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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