A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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