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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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