what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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