- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

So one time there was this woman learning...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why? Why not?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Granny porn!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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