What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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