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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Lil Wayne

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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