- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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