knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Sir, your wife is dead

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A pope meets another one

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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