- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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