- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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