- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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