- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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