who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A gay man watches football.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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