Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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