In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Hail Hitler

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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