Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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