Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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