my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A gay man watches football.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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