there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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