- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

penis. nuff said.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Ring Ring Hello? Click

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Women's Rights

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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