- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

There once was a man from Nantucket.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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