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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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