What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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