Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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