- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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