- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

how much fish could a chicken

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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