- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

This is a joke.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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