- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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