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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

New mission: refuse this mission

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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