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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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