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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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