what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I'm Polish.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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