- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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