- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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