Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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