angelo snyder is not ga

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Title IX

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Happy Monday!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Anti Joke

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