What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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