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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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