- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

taking out the trash... at night

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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