How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

taking out the trash... at night

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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