- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Everybody will die

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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