- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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