How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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