A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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