Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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