What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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