What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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* anti-punchline

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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This statement is false.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Massie is a fatass

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Nickelback.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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what's black and can't swim?

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9/11 my birthday

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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