There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A gay man watches football.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Caolan and Eamon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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