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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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