- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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