- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

knock knock Dave's not here.

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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