- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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