- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

salad days!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??