- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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