- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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