- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Boob

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

alert('The Game')

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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