- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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