- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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