A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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