- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A dancer walks into a barre

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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