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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.