- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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