- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

sucks Syntax...

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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