- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock Knock No solicitors

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Whats 1+1? window!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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