- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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