Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Water? I hardly know her.

What would u like to drink?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

how do you call someone? use a phone

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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