Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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This isn't funny.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

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