Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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So a bar walks into a man...

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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