- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

Albino African Americans

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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