- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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