- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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