- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

get in the car.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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