What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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