At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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