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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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