- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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