Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

I'm hungry.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Jovan

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

^ That's not even funny ^

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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