So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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