Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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kieran is a homosexual

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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I hate blackniggers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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