Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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