- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A man goes to the potty.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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