Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

America

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How about that airline food?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Anti Joke

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