1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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I am quite mature.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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