- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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